"Life is wasted on the living."
“If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”
"Magrathea's been dead for five million years,' said Zaphod; 'Of course it's safe. Even the ghosts will have settled down and raised families by now."
“I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.”
"That's it,' said Zaphod with the sort of grin that would get most people locked away in a room with soft walls."
“’Hey this is terrific!’ Zaphod said. ‘Someone down there is trying to kill us!’
‘Terrific,’ said Arthur.
‘But don’t you see what this means?’
‘Yes. We are going to die.’
‘Yes, but apart from that.’
‘APART from that?’
‘It means we must be on to something!’
‘How soon can we get off it?’”
